What's In The Toaster???

This morning as the kiddos were getting ready for school, I walked into the kitchen as one of them was making their lunch. They were pretty excited about their great idea for a sandwich. To be honest I couldn't imagine what they could have possibly come up with.

As they stood by the toaster, waiting for whatever was in there, my curiosity got the better of me.

"What is your great idea?" I asked. "Well, I'm making a toasted salmon sandwich with some of the leftover salmon from last night's dinner!"

"Wait a minute, what's in the toaster???" I asked.

"My salmon!", they replied.

"Holy Mackerel, Batman!! You can't put salmon in the toaster!!!!!!! Unplug that thing and get it out!!!"

Now I'm just wondering how long the toaster will smell like salmon.......